Mon dieu, j'ai besoin d'un boisson

If you, like Xiong, ghost my blog, absorbed the whole of TVTropes AND read some French (or have access to Google Translate), you should get the reference.
Maybe I should down the entire contents of the champagne bottle in the fridge downstairs in the kitchen. (On the first floor here, avec my more reliable computer.) Not much has been drunk out of it, may I add.
Well, merde.
Haven't done anything remotely productive in the holidays. And now I'm going to get owned by the Geo test.
On an unrelated note, have I stated often enough that I love my massage cushion?
On another unrelated note, I like my Firefox Persona/skin. It's like, nice and floaty. And did I mention that it looks like an elaborate version of a fleur-de-lis? Very relevant, that. To my novel, that is.
...wait, what. There's a fleur-de-lis skin for Firefox?
Meh. It's just not classic like mine is. (I didn't create either of the skins, BTW, I'm just using it.)
It is very remiss of me to [synonym of "forget" starting with "o"] to install Australian and French dictionaries for Firefox on either computer.
Merde. Neither dictionary is compatible with this version of Firefox (3.6.3).

I'll split off the novel discussion into a separate post, yeah?
This is a medium-length collection in semi-list format of long updates on my life, eh?
Today was the first day of school. I'll put it in a tag, too.
What a nice bookend to the holidays.
Anyway, I have a new favourite song album, I can't pick a song, most of them are good. It's called Pays Sauvage by Emily Loizeau. I borrowed it from Parra library last week. Also, most of the songs are in French.
Anyway, about school.
Meh. Wasn't as bad as expected. LOL, W_____ didn't show up for the French test AS USUAL. Instead we got a sub and our first "Ça Va?" magazine. It's not as hard as expected, but I've only had the barest of flips through. Damn, wish I could have free entrance to Parisian museums, like the Louvre and Versailles. (Hey, that's what it said. Not to mention that free entrance to Versailles would be useful, also for the novel.)
Ag, c'est comme d'un seau [bucket] d'eau froid. SO MUCH. IT'S SO MUCH STUFF I SHOULD'VE DONE. Merde.
Science was two periods of "WTF, Mr K________" as per usual. I wonder if he's even going to bother to explain what induction is. Like Han (last time), when he was talking about Tesla, I was like, "Tesla coil...". Yeah, not much there.
English was moderately cool; we had a video. Which I promptly slept through. Hey, what d'you expect? I'd only had a few hours of sleep.
IPT...ah, shit. No comment.
And that was my (out-of-order) day.
Did I mention that Sunday Doctor Who was cool?
Especially the food scene.
Music's random, though.
Font of opening title's kinda random too.
Right, I should get back to Geo, then IPT.
EDIT: J'ai oublié! Bon anniversaire, Becca!

Affiche un fish! (formerly titled "So...bored...(Poisson d'avril!)")

 April Fool!
What I'm doing right now: singing along to Lily Allen songs.
Ah well, there's nothing else to do at the moment.
So in English (1st period), I was kinda bored (cause M______ was away and we didn't really have anything to do) so then I made a literal couple of fish for April Fool's Day (because IT'S FRENCH, yeah!) and then I went and stuck one on Han (reaction: "Aaah, what was it, something d'avril"), Matthew (reaction: not much, I'd kinda told him already) and Sharon's desk (reaction: not much, I don't think she noticed). So then I affiched a fish to my tie thingy (tag, whatever) and one to my lappy. Shut up, the fin does not look like what you think it looks like.
And then it was Maths, and Andrew Mon was like, *persuades Mr W___ to have party not test*. And then we started randomly singing "Happy Birthday" to Mr W___, and he was like, "You serious? That's like, the worst prank ever.!" So then Mrs B_____, who was in the room because her previous class was there, was like, "No, but there's another maths teacher who has a birthday today. I'll come and tell you when I've heard that you've done brilliantly in the test." *leaves*.
So then we had to do the test, and after the test, I asked Mr W___ for a hint, and he was like, "Oh, he likes taking pictures." So, then I went to ask Han...
Ack, message history on MSN isn't showing up.
Anyway.
Then it was double Ag with C____ (LOL, my IT teacher. So that was why she was in the Ag staffroom.) in T1.5, and Shelley and Bonita and I were wikigaming, because we were bored as hell and couldn't be bothered to do the work, cause it was last day of school, and then Roshan joined in and then Shelley left and Bonita left and Tina joined, so it was me-Tina-Roshan, then the bell went.
Oh, and Han found my iPod, but it was some guy's called Jeffery (but I don't believe that), and it had no music, but it was chipped as hell. Just like mine, coincidentally. Or not.
Then it was lunch, but I managed to screenlock the damn thing, and he'd changed the screenlock code. Smart.
Then I showed Abbi and the rest, and they told me to hand it in. So I did.
Then I managed to show up in time for epic 6-square handball, where I got to 3rd from the top because everyone else failed somehow. Then I hit the ball when it wasn't my turn. Bloody hell.
Then it was Geo, and I got to sit on a wheely chair and watch an ep of Lucky Star (the one with the "which side of the chocolate horn do you eat first") because B______ was on Euro trip and we had a sub, Y_, the Jap teacher.
Then it was IT, and we got our exams back, and at least I didn't fail.
Then it was Science, usually the most epic fail ever, especially with Mr K__________, and today he wrote what we were to be tested on in the half-yearly, and then he was like, talking about some random guy who'd competed with Edison on electricity standards, and I was like, "Nikola Tesla!" repeatedly, and then I was like, *puts hand up* "It's Nikola Tesla, isn't it?" and he's like, you've got it, then "Richard Kim, did you hear what she said?" *blank stare* (why does he keep picking on Richard, anyway?) and then "Nikola", and then Roshan interrupts with "Sarkozy", and then Kerrie and I were laughing, and then K_______ finishes with "Tesla. But most of you probably haven't heard of him.", and then I was like, "and 4 out of 5 people in our French class last year didn't know who he was" (suck that, Xiong). Then Carmen was like, "Tesla coil?", and I was like, "generates electricity or something".
Then it was after Science and last period of Term 1, and we (Leanne, Alex, Has and me (sort of)) were all hugging and I get the feeling that K_________ was a little embarrassed. Then I sort of hung around outside the stairs to the library outside Mr Y___'s office (the other one, the Geo teacher), who isn't going on Euro trip this year because "[he's] taking his family to the Gold Coast", and then Mum called me, because she wanted to go and visit a service centre and she needed me along (sort of), and then I told her about the iPod (which I'd lost the cable for with the old iPod, anyway) and then directions, as I usually do, as I have a very good sense of orientation. She said Alexandra (if I call her Alex, you'll get her confused with the Alex in my class, and we don't call her that anyway, and if I call her Sandra, you'll get her confused with the Sandra in my year and house, but we call her that) had gone to a friend's place after the Easter hat parade at her school with her other friend, Chantelle (she has a lot more friends than I did (they were mostly acquaintances)), so then Mum picked me up to go to this service centre (and gave me a chicken skewer/kebab and half a pork roll and a drink), where she made a booking for Saturday 1st May. Then we went home, then she went to pick 'Sandra up at 6, and we've been arguing over uneaten chocolate/reading other blogs/writing blog posts since. So, that was my day. The last day of school.