For The Great & Glorious Advance Of Science!

Or, Whenever I Read Somebodies Elses' "I Extremely Dislike This Behaviour" Posts Where They Direct Their Anger At Particular People WITHOUT NAMING SAID PERSON, My First Instinct Is To Think It's About Me And Offer To Grovel Vociferously (which is why I name the person I'm directing my anger against, in an Austenian or Brontëist manner)
Or, Sometimes I Feel I Deserved October Last Year (in a cosmically just &/or masochistic manner)
Or, Kick Dichotomies To The Curb And Go Beyond The Impossible! (in a manner that is an inverted & twisted parody of Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann)
Or, Ethical Mad Scientists Are Not Oxymoronic (much like the content below the cut)

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY & BLATANTLY UNFINISHED BUT I NEED THE TAGS

Cut for a "meme" (well, the questions spread memetically...) shamelessly stolen from Shelley. Bolded italic text originally Shelley's, vanilla text mine.

Facebook "Meme" II

[ ] Gotten detention.

[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.

[ ] Gotten suspended.

[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.

[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total : 2


[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.

[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.

[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.

[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.

[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

 Total : 3


[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.

[ ] Texted people during class.

[ ] Passed notes.

[ ] Threw stuff across the room.

[ ] Laughed at the teacher.

 Total : 3


[ ] Pulled Down The Fire Alarm.

[ ] Went on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, etc. on the computer at school

[x] Took Pictures during school hours.

[x] Called someone during school hours.

[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.

 Total : 6


[ ] Threw something at the teacher.

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.

[ ] Broke the dress code.

[x] Failed a class test (depends on how you define "failed")

[x] Ate food during class.

 Total : 9


[x] Gotten a call from school.

[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.

[ ] Didn’t take your stuff to school.

[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.

[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.

[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

 Total : 11


[ ] Faked your parents signature.

[x] Slept in class.

[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.

[x] Copied homework.

 Total : 13



 MULTIPLY BY THREE : 13 x 3 = 39

I screwed up 39% of my teenage life 

Facebook "Meme"

[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish

[x] You own a designer purse

[x] You own perfume that cost over $60

[ ] You had/have fake nails

[x] You have more body/hair products than you use

[ ] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/dachshund

[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet

[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.

[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.


 Total: 5 (does it count when it's Mum's?)


ADORE:

[ ] Makeup

[ ] Glitter

[ ] The Color Pink

[x] Jewelry

[x] Mirrors

[ ] Chick flicks

[ ] Shoes

[x] Rainbows

[x] Unicorns

[x] Disney Movies

[x] Candles

[x] Flowers

[x] Stuffed Animals

[ ] Purses


Total: 13


DO YOU SHOP AT:

[ ] Coach

[ ] Forever 21

[ ] Victoria's Secret

[ ] Guess

[ ] Claires

[ ] Express

[ ] Delias

[ ] Hollister

[ ] American Eagle

[ ] Abercrombie & Fitch

[ ] Aeropostale


Total: 13



DO YOU SAY:

[ ] Whatever

[ ] (colour) is the new (colour)

[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness/god

[x] Huh

[ ] Fugly

[ ] That's hot

[ ] Dunzo

[ ] Darlin'

[x] Pshh

[ ] Cutie

[ ] Hottie

[ ] Skank

[x] Totally

[ ] For Sure

[ ] Fabulous


 Total: 15


DO YOU READ:

[ ] Cosmopolitan

[ ] Glamour

[ ] Marie Claire

[ ] Elle Girl

[ ] Teen Vogue

[ ] People

[ ] Us Weekly

[ ] Star

[ ] Self

[ ] PerezHilton.com

[ ] Dlisted.com

[ ] 17online.com

[ ] people.com

[ ] usmagazine.com

[ ] popsugar.com

[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com


 Total: 15


DO YOU LIKE THESE:

[ ] Legally Blonde

[ ] Elizabethtown

[ ] Mean Girls

[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You

[ ] A Walk to Remember

[ ] Sweet Home Alabama

[ ] Where the Heart is

[ ] Just my luck

[ ] John Tucker Must Die

[ ] Center stage

[ ] Bring it On

[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

[ ] Mona Lisa Smile

[ ] My Girl


Total: 20


DO YOU REALLY ENJOY...

[ ] America's Next Top Model

[ ] Project Runway

[ ] Desperate Housewives

[ ] The Simple Life

[ ] 8th & Ocean

[ ] Sex & the City

[ ] Grey's Anatomy

[ ] The O.C.

[ ] Laguna Beach/The Hills

[ ] Nip/Tuck

[ ] Gilmore Girls

[ ] Degrassi


Final Total: 15


Now multiply the total by 2.

I am 30% girly

Untitled RAEGAHOL-fuelled post

Well, I never! Other people up at this ridiculous hour? (At least, for this location.) And nary an exam to study for?
WTF Twitter is WTF. IT'S NOT LETTING ME POST AND I DIDN'T WANT TO POST HERE SO WTF, TWITTER?
Also. I just lost everything that I was working on last night. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
This, truly, here, is the epitome of late-night post-exam RAEG, usually a symptom of over-consumption of RAEGAHOL, the (oddly enough) non-alcoholic beverage of choice amongst young students attempting to stay up all night.
Also, atomic locusts are now a running gag.
EDIT: Also also, they're giving away keyboards and other gaming stuff from some place called Razor. Link above.

Movies (BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE SEEN)

Pride and Prejudice. Glory Road. The Princess Bride (really, really want to watch.). Goonies. Center Stage. Ocean’s Eleven. Seven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Love Actually. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. My Best Friend’s Wedding.  Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wedding Crashers. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray.Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Rocky. Pulp Fiction. What a Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Thank You for Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. Say Anything. The Silence of the Lambs. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. The Devil Wears Prada. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. Step Up. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter * 6. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Parents. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. National Treasure * 2. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. Matrix * 3. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of The Opera. Lord of the Rings * 3. Click. Scarface. District 9. Into Temptation.

TV (BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE WATCHED MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES)

ER. Grey’s Anatomy. Saved by the Bell, Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. South Park. America’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Daisies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show (going to. Soon.). Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will and Grace. 24. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heroes. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I like About You. Reba. King of Queens.Survivor. The OC. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. How I Met Your Mother. CSI. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Ace of Cakes. Moonlight. Supernatural. White Collae. Nip/Tuck. The Biggest Loser. Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Big Brother. Whose Line is it Anyway?. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Firefly. Medium. Star Trek. X-Files. Cowboy BeBop Sailor Moon. Girls Of The Playboy Mansion. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Degrassi. Greek. Glee.  Secret Life of the American Teenager.

courtesy of Sandra.

(italics is for more than one but less than about 20 for TV. Not on a regular basis anyway. For film it's "I really, really, want to watch.)

And I want to change the tag for 'memes' from "personal quizzing" to "this-is-not-a-meme". [insert obligatory Doctor Who reference] So, I will. With inserted reference, too.