Aujourd'hui, il y a...

a) un examen
b) des grammaires bizarres
c) du gymnase
d) pas de poulets ou
e) tout ce qui précède

Tancred told me to lighten up on the blog, so there. In any case, I'm pretty high today/yesterday (cause I figured I look better with my hair pulled back rather than all poofy like now, and that my face looks better without these glasses)
If you answered "all of the above", you're wrong, because it's not an option! It's e), BTW.
Yes, there was a Science test last period today. Dammit, didn't have enough time to make up bull for the questions.
Before that, in French, Mr Wilson (who has a linguistics degree O.O) was trying to explain contracting "de"s in a sentence with two of them and Beatrice was a little bit confused, so I was like "So, just to clear it up, if you have a "du/de la/des", which equates to "de+le/la/les" in a sentence which comes with a "de" in a set expression, then it becomes a "de"." Except not like that, but then she was like, "Oh, I get it now" or something. (I'm really bad at remembering the exact words of a conversation.)
And like, Monica and I were tied for second place the test, with 62 each, but then I lost 2 marks (I didn't know you were still supposed to drop the "s" in the negative imperative!) while she lost like, 6 or something. So I came second...to the other Helen. LOL, much?
So yeah. That was my day.
Oh, I forgot.
I managed to kill Kerrie on Monday and Caleb this yesterday morning in BR2, but then Adrian tried to kill me at recess, and then I forgot and he killed me in IT. D:

It is NOT Battle Royale. It is Assasins (thanks, David)

Seriously people, have you read the manga? It's kinda gory, or so I heard.
I haven't, because I'm probably not going to like it, being the designated prude and all, but it's not really like what you said. It's more like the RPG on the forum.
So yeah. I managed to survive half of lunch. Then I died before I found that elusive bâtard. Because I had to go and buy lunch. Freaking hell.

So, how was my day? It started off bad, became worse, got better, a bit worse and then better.
You read my wangsty posts from this morning, right?
Then, when I was printing something, there was a bit of a paper jam in the printer (not my fault, honest!) and I pulled the paper out, but there was still a bit left.
Mum was like, why'd you pull the paper out, and I was like, because it was jamming the printer.
A few minutes later, she's like, why'd you pull the paper out, and I'm like, BECAUSE IT WAS JAMMING THE FREAKING PRINTER, IDIOT (except without the idiot bit and less loud), and then she fucking beats me up. Bitch.
Then she's like DON'T YOU FUCKING SHOUT AT ME WHY CAN'T I ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION TWICE, and I'm like, because you asked it, like, 5 minutes ago.
Then I'm like, pointing out the flaws in her appeal to authority and then I'm like, I was going upstairs already, then she's like, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and stabs the tissue box.
So I go upstairs and say "D'you know how hard it is to construct a logical argument?", she throws a pâté knife at me (and missed), then I'm like, "It's much harder than shouting "Shut the fuck up", I tell you!"
What a psychopathic bitch. Then again, I heard Jim's mum was worse in the psychopathic range.

Then I'm panicking (sort of) about my PE and Han's like, have you read "Stepford Smiler" on TVTropes, and I'm like, not really, but I know the plot of the book. At least we didn't present today.

Then at recess, I got the name of the guy I was supposed to kill, and it's this guy who I've never freaking heard of. Dude...

In French, we had a test, and it was OK, I guess. At least I got the grammar right, so yeah...

Then in English we had Macbeth recitations. The box failed. Han managed to draw 4 people in a row who couldn't have done it (Claudia, cause she wasn't here; David X, who did it with him; Becca, who had laryngitis, and someone else; I forget).

To be continued...
EDIT (17/3/10):
Whee! Oh shit, I forgot my train of thought.
Stupid Plumpton Babies assignment.
Oh, right.

Then I managed to fall asleep. That happened during the French test too, but I'd finished the test.

Then it was Chem Olympiad, with this awesome guy called Kelvin. His last name might have been Cheung, but I didn't find out. He was cool, like Norman was last year.

Eh, whatever. Most of Monday I've forgotten anyway (fell asleep after gym on Tuesday, woke up at 12 something, couldn't be bothered doing anything, went to bed). So yeah.

REPOST: Battle Royale IRL RPG

BATTLE ROYALE IRL RPG – OFFICIAL RULES;
1. You must have a slip of paper with the name of one student in year 10 ‘10 to play. (But if you don’t have one, someone out there might still have your name on their paper. :))
2. Your aim is to ‘kill’ the student on that paper. No one else.
3. The only exception to rule 2 is immediate self-defence.
4. A light tap with any part of a plastic fork {obtainable from the school canteen} on any part of the victim’s neck is enough to successfully ‘kill’ a student.
5. No real killing will occur in this game. No use of weaponry other than the plastic fork, no punching, no scratching, no tackling, no kicking, ‘no climbing of scenery’ [=x], etc.
6. Once you are dead, you are out. You can no longer kill. Post on Alice's blog when you’re dead please. Or if you know of someone dead.
7. Once you have killed, you take over the dead person’s slip of paper, and look to kill again.
8. No one is safe.
9. Only one can remain.
10. If you kill someone who isn’t playing/is already dead, come back to me for another piece of paper. I’ll be asking for proof ^o)
11. Once you’ve killed someone, post here with the name of the person you killed and a number. [eg, if theyre your first kill was nancy, 'nancy 1' or 'lena 2'.]
12. Your character may randomly ‘explode’ at any time. This may be drawn randomly. If I get reports of violence or use of cheap weapons like LASER POINTERS your character may go kaboom.
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you’ll be getting the slips of paper off alice… she'll be going around monday morning to the library/a block if she doesnt find you (:
any queries about rules etc, comment/poke alice on msn ^_^
disclaimer; i did not make/come up with this game, nor modify any rules. + i wont be held responsible for anybody dying >_____>
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FAQ;
Q. Can I kill someone that isn’t on my piece of my paper?
A. Technically, no. Your aim is to kill the person on your paper. However, you can kill someone for self-defence purposes. By self-defence, liike, theyre lunging at you with a fork ._. It’ll make things complicated though, because then you have to return the first bit of paper to me. And no, doing this on purpose to switch targets is no fun, =_=
Q. What happens if I kill someone and they aern’t playing?
A. Answered above; you come back to GM [me] for another piece of paper.
Q. Can I use other weapons?
A. No. =_= It won’t count as a kill, even if you actually kill them. Not like this behaviour is condoned in any way ._.
Q. Do I have to scab a fork from the canteen?
A. If you seriously must, bring your own fork, as long as its plastic and looks right ._. and isn’t like, secretly poisoned or something dodgey
Q. Who thought of this game?
A. I don’t know actually – I scabbed the idea off an ex year 12, rofl
Q. I killed them first ! I’m serious !
A. Uuh, I’m the GM so I guess I should listen to you, keep going …
Yeah, if something like that happens, i guess bring it to me o-e
Q. Can we -cough- assist other people in killing their targets?
A. It kind of ruins the fun to tell people who you’re killing, but as you wish. Some say safety in numbers. Some prefer being lonered. It really depends on personal preference (:
Q. HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY STRATERGY FIRST ILL-
A. Keep that to yourself, I’m going to be playing too. o-e
Q. What do I do when I’m dead?
A. It’d be good to post here if your murderer hasnt :3
Q. I  don’t get it ._.
A. Okay, you draw a name, grab a plastic fork, tap the persons neck with that plastic fork, then your next target will be the same one as the person you killed. Proceed until you’re the only one left or you’re dead. Simple, yeah?
Q. So what happens if I break one of those rules?
A. You go kaboom. People asked me if they were allowed to knock someone out and THEN tap them on the neck? f7 seriously, dont, the rule 12 is there to keep everyone safe .__.

This is to generate some free publicity, so yeah. (It's all Alice Li's work, so blame her if anything goes wrong XD)