Facebook "Meme" II

[ ] Gotten detention.

[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.

[ ] Gotten suspended.

[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.

[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total : 2


[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.

[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.

[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.

[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.

[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

 Total : 3


[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.

[ ] Texted people during class.

[ ] Passed notes.

[ ] Threw stuff across the room.

[ ] Laughed at the teacher.

 Total : 3


[ ] Pulled Down The Fire Alarm.

[ ] Went on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, etc. on the computer at school

[x] Took Pictures during school hours.

[x] Called someone during school hours.

[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.

 Total : 6


[ ] Threw something at the teacher.

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.

[ ] Broke the dress code.

[x] Failed a class test (depends on how you define "failed")

[x] Ate food during class.

 Total : 9


[x] Gotten a call from school.

[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.

[ ] Didn’t take your stuff to school.

[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.

[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.

[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

 Total : 11


[ ] Faked your parents signature.

[x] Slept in class.

[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.

[x] Copied homework.

 Total : 13



 MULTIPLY BY THREE : 13 x 3 = 39

I screwed up 39% of my teenage life 

Facebook "Meme"

[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish

[x] You own a designer purse

[x] You own perfume that cost over $60

[ ] You had/have fake nails

[x] You have more body/hair products than you use

[ ] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/dachshund

[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet

[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.

[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.


 Total: 5 (does it count when it's Mum's?)


ADORE:

[ ] Makeup

[ ] Glitter

[ ] The Color Pink

[x] Jewelry

[x] Mirrors

[ ] Chick flicks

[ ] Shoes

[x] Rainbows

[x] Unicorns

[x] Disney Movies

[x] Candles

[x] Flowers

[x] Stuffed Animals

[ ] Purses


Total: 13


DO YOU SHOP AT:

[ ] Coach

[ ] Forever 21

[ ] Victoria's Secret

[ ] Guess

[ ] Claires

[ ] Express

[ ] Delias

[ ] Hollister

[ ] American Eagle

[ ] Abercrombie & Fitch

[ ] Aeropostale


Total: 13



DO YOU SAY:

[ ] Whatever

[ ] (colour) is the new (colour)

[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness/god

[x] Huh

[ ] Fugly

[ ] That's hot

[ ] Dunzo

[ ] Darlin'

[x] Pshh

[ ] Cutie

[ ] Hottie

[ ] Skank

[x] Totally

[ ] For Sure

[ ] Fabulous


 Total: 15


DO YOU READ:

[ ] Cosmopolitan

[ ] Glamour

[ ] Marie Claire

[ ] Elle Girl

[ ] Teen Vogue

[ ] People

[ ] Us Weekly

[ ] Star

[ ] Self

[ ] PerezHilton.com

[ ] Dlisted.com

[ ] 17online.com

[ ] people.com

[ ] usmagazine.com

[ ] popsugar.com

[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com


 Total: 15


DO YOU LIKE THESE:

[ ] Legally Blonde

[ ] Elizabethtown

[ ] Mean Girls

[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You

[ ] A Walk to Remember

[ ] Sweet Home Alabama

[ ] Where the Heart is

[ ] Just my luck

[ ] John Tucker Must Die

[ ] Center stage

[ ] Bring it On

[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

[ ] Mona Lisa Smile

[ ] My Girl


Total: 20


DO YOU REALLY ENJOY...

[ ] America's Next Top Model

[ ] Project Runway

[ ] Desperate Housewives

[ ] The Simple Life

[ ] 8th & Ocean

[ ] Sex & the City

[ ] Grey's Anatomy

[ ] The O.C.

[ ] Laguna Beach/The Hills

[ ] Nip/Tuck

[ ] Gilmore Girls

[ ] Degrassi


Final Total: 15


Now multiply the total by 2.

I am 30% girly

Movies (BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE SEEN)

Pride and Prejudice. Glory Road. The Princess Bride (really, really want to watch.). Goonies. Center Stage. Ocean’s Eleven. Seven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Love Actually. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. My Best Friend’s Wedding.  Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wedding Crashers. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray.Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Rocky. Pulp Fiction. What a Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Thank You for Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. Say Anything. The Silence of the Lambs. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. The Devil Wears Prada. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. Step Up. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter * 6. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Parents. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. National Treasure * 2. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. Matrix * 3. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of The Opera. Lord of the Rings * 3. Click. Scarface. District 9. Into Temptation.

TV (BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE WATCHED MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES)

ER. Grey’s Anatomy. Saved by the Bell, Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. South Park. America’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Daisies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show (going to. Soon.). Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will and Grace. 24. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heroes. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I like About You. Reba. King of Queens.Survivor. The OC. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. How I Met Your Mother. CSI. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Ace of Cakes. Moonlight. Supernatural. White Collae. Nip/Tuck. The Biggest Loser. Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Big Brother. Whose Line is it Anyway?. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Firefly. Medium. Star Trek. X-Files. Cowboy BeBop Sailor Moon. Girls Of The Playboy Mansion. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Degrassi. Greek. Glee.  Secret Life of the American Teenager.

courtesy of Sandra.

(italics is for more than one but less than about 20 for TV. Not on a regular basis anyway. For film it's "I really, really, want to watch.)

And I want to change the tag for 'memes' from "personal quizzing" to "this-is-not-a-meme". [insert obligatory Doctor Who reference] So, I will. With inserted reference, too.

YAM - Yet Another "Meme"

I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done. ALWAYS.
When I get mad I curse.
I don’t like anyone.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy jazz music.
I have a car.
I have a cell phone.
I have a pet.
I have at least one brother or sister.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I’m smart.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour.
I have had a broken bone. 
I have caller ID on my phone.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have had surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have had the cops called on me.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
I have kissed someone of the same gender.
I have mood swings.
I have rejected someone before.
I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I have watched Sex and the City.
I like Shakespeare.
I love to cook.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I miss someone right now.
I own over 100 CDs.
I own over 100 DVDs.
I own and use a library card.
I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time. 
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I will try ALMOST anything once.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I am currently waiting for someone.
I lost contact with someone.
I hate Miley Cyrus.
I think Party In The USA is catchy.
I’d date Harry Potter.
I can name all the past presidents of the United States.
I know who was president before George Bush.
I love pickles. EEEEWWW.
I need the internet to live.
I prefer vanilla over chocolate.
I watched Star Trek.
I watched all six movies of Star Wars.
I own an Xbox.
I think music is life. 

Eh, I'm bored.

Someone has called you annoying in the past 24 hours.
You steal things out of your siblings room. She did it first!
You always have trouble falling asleep.
You would say no if the last person you kissed proposed to you. - Eeew.
You have fallen down stairs at school.
You have lead someone on just for the fun of it.
You have a daily going-to-bed routine you can`t go to sleep without doing.
You think the ripped-jeans trend is kind of stupid.
You have had a boyfriend or girlfriend stolen from you.
You have had a horrible `meeting the parents`experience.
You know someone who could not go two minutes without swearing.
You plan to move out of your town as soon as possible.
You have been friends with someone who you never thought you would.
You have been drunk with the last person you kissed.
You have been called a fuck up before.
If given the chance, you would kiss the last person you texted.
You have had to ask permission to do something from a bf or gf.
You`re in a million different groups on facebook.
You`re tagged in over three hundred pictures on facebook.
You always have to brush your hair before going to sleep.
You have eaten meat in the past six hours.
You know someone who would NEVER leave the house without makeup on. - Does Mrs L_m______ count? (French name, not French person)
You met the last person you called at school.
There were other people there during your last kiss.
You have failed the drivers test.
You have gotten a blister from burning your hand on a straightner or curler.
You went trick-or-treating last Halloween
You would be jealous if your bf or gf`s best friend was the opposite sex.
You have very exciting plans during the next few days.
You have felt like crying in the past week.
You HAVE cried in the past week.
Your best friend has the same color eyes as you.
Your best friend is more outgoing then you.
Your e-mail password has to do with your family.
You have cried on a crush`s shoulder before.
You have kissed someone who had just smoked weed.
You have not gotten along well at all with a bf of gf`s friends.
A bf or gf has not gotten along with your friends at all.
You are home alone right now.
You don`t own a cellphone.
You`re waiting for a call right now.
You`ve waited for hours for someone to call, but they didn`t.
You`ve lost a friend over a member of the opposite sex.
You`re waiting on have not had your first kiss.
You`re embarassed to be seen in public with your parents.
You find smoking EXTREMELY unattractive.
You find drinking EXTREMELY unattractive.
Depends on what kind of drink.
You have been given a hickey before.
You have felt like punching someone today.
You have accidently been way too over dressed on a date before. - Many times.
At least one of your friend`s is sick right now.
You own at least one pair of heels.
You`d break your neck if you wore heels outside.
You should probably be getting ready right now.
You have gotten drunk with the last person who called you.
You have had a very unusual pet before.
You`re excited for Christmas already.
You have an account on quizilla.
You`re embarassed to wear sweatpants in public.
You have your current crush on MSN.
Eh, define crush.
Nothing ever happened with the last person you had a crush on.
You have had a bf or gf forget your birthday.
You celebrated the one-month in your last relationship.
You have been hungover at school or work before.
You wish this survey was over already.
You plan on dressing up this year for Halloween.
You have dressed up as `sexy`police officer, nurse, cat etc. for Halloween.
You delete your internet history.
You have lied to someone before just because you were bored.
You have called the cops on your neighboors for being so loud.
There are at least a couple words you can NEVER spell.
You`re not related to the last person you were in a car with.

Asian fail

[x] asian in the first place?
[ ] born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS?
[x] eat rice almost everyday?
[x] Can use chopsticks? - Very dodgily. Very.
[x] taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid? - And yet I still can't write in Chinese, but I can understand pinyin.
[x] speak an asian language?
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] have “azn crew”?  lolwut?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa? This is so American..but equivalently yes? (Shelley)
Total: 6/10

[ ] Are you/were you once a fob? Nein!
[ ] designed a website before?
[ ] know song “got rice?”
[ ] dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] sms/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess etc? Lol surprisingly no - I share that sentiment, Shelley
[ ] last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] take off your shoes before entering someone’s house?
[x] have asian and an english name Not legally, no.
[x] watch/read anime? - Only started lately, and anyway, it's read MANGA.
[ ] listen to techno?
Total: 3/10

[ ] listen to asian music?
[ ] watch asian movies?
[x] can rave? think so :D (Shelley) - I think I can, therefore I am, probably.
[x] drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? - YAYY jelly
[ ] play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[x] master at DDR? - Relative to the rest of my family.
[ ] play the violin/piano?
[ ] parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] you going/taking any honors classes? I hate IPT. That is all.
[x] you/parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 5 /10

[x] good artist? I can draw...!
[ ] speak ur asian language w/your friends?
[ ] relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] slurp soup?
[x] small eyes?
[x] visited your home country at least twice? - If Hong Kong counts...
[ ] your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] have/had glasses or braces?
[x] like to read?
[x] NOT have an allowance? Because it's an irregular thing, not that I don't get one.
Total:  7/10

[x] eaten dim sum/dumplings before? EVERY MORNING. EVERY MORNING.
[x] parents fobs? Yep, were.
[x] have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? Mais oui!
[x] twirl a pencil between your fingers? I think so...
[ ] solved a rubik’s cube?
[x] read manga? - See above.
[x] mall your hang out place?
[x] think you’re short? - I'm freaking shorter than NAPOLEON BONAPARTE, how can I not be short?!
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? Because what if I have to get out of Dodge?
[x] have AzN PrIdE?! Yes, but I not if it means tYpInG LiKe A rEtaRd
Total:  9/10

Total total: 30/50
O.O
60%?

This is stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed (out of nowhere), then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. 
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have “accidentally” caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore. I have never been caught drooling or talking, even though there's usually wet marks on the paper.
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug. 
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] You have ran around naked in your house. Don't ask.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you’re head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
Total = 9
Multiply by 3 and that's your score
ummm...27%
YAYY
Seagulls, anyone?

YAYS MORE PERSONALITY TESTS! (I'm high today, and it's all natural.) (Oh, and I scabbed this off Dom. Sorry if that isn't proper thanks.)

HOW WOULD YOU REACT:

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
STFU.

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
 *squee!* Go ahead, you can say we're in a relationship

LEAVE HIM ALREADY! YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
 ...but I don't have anyone to leave! (Stalker.)

COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO!
Well, why not?

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO!
Why are you asking me? I fail maths more than you...OK, then.

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
YAYY!

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
Because if it came after, it'd be Wednesday!
But seriously, if you don't like Mondays, call it lundi, and maybe some French moon will hit you. Or something.

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME
Yeah, why not?

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tell me more!

I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU!
Aww, isn't that sweet.

I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU...
Are you sure...?

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER.
 ...what. I TRIED MY BEST, DAMN YOU.

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
Um, OK, *recites number*.

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
*YAY FINALLY SOMEONE WILL DANCE WITH ME WITHOUT BEING FORCED TO!!!* Um, OK...?

MAY I ESCORT YOU?
 Yes, please, monsieur.

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW?
 I don't love easily. No, I haven't loved anyone. Come back in a few years, maybe.

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
 ...wow stalker.

WHEN WILL I GET YOUR SWEET EYES?
Get contact lenses! XD


WHOS!


Who is in the house with you?
Mum and 'Sandra.

Who are you thinking about now?
Does a character in the novel you're writing count? Um...I'm not thinking about anybody in a romantic way, if that's what you're implying.

Who did you last talk to on the phone?
Mum. I'm so sad.

Whose house did you last go to?
If it wasn't mine, then probably...one of my relatives, or not counting them, Han's place.

Whose birthday is next?
Let's see...*consults diary*...um, I think it's Kerrie's birthday, sometime early next week.

Who was the LAST person you loved
Nope, still single.

Who do you hope will take this survey?
idk, & idc.


WHATS!


What was the last thing you ate?
Mmm, cheese...

What was the last thing you drank?
Juice. Which reminds me, I need a drink.

What is the closest item near you that is blue?
The light on the remote on Mum's massaging cushion. Hey, don't blame me for putting the password on the BIOS on the Vista computer and having a good ol' crappy lappy (Rudd edition).

What instant messaging service do you use?
MSN.


Does Twitter count?

What is your favorite color? (1 only)
Purple?

What is your most used away message?
afk ? brb ? sometimes i just leave...sorry :/
Eh, I do that too.

What is your favorite website?
my blog/Twitter

What is your favorite shoe brand?
dont have one D:
Same here, Dom. Same here.
Wait, people can have a favourite shoe brand? O.O *faints*

What song are you currently hearing?
Parlez-vous français - Art vs. Science



WHERES!


Where do you live?
Very close to school. Not telling.

Where do you sleep?
I have a bed! *sniff*

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
The nightdress is from Best and Less (I think that's how it's spelt) in Burwood. From after English tutoring.


WHENS!

When is your birthday?
Le deux novembre.

When did you last burn a candle?
Probably young 'Sandra's birthday, 15/3.

When is the last time you saw your dad?
Ooh, I dunno, sometime on...Monday? Sunday?



WHYS!


Why do we have to go to school?
The law says so. And anyway, most people treat it like relationship central, anyway.

Why are you doing this survey?
Because I'm bored.

Well, fu**dge

Here's another one.


Name: Helen [CENSORED]. [CENSORED] If you want to include my Confirmation name, it's Catherine. For one of them, no, not Siena, um...Alexandria, I think it was. Not going to include my whole middle name for stalkers.


Sex: C'est très facile, non? F for femme, female, whatever.


Hair: Black normally. Chestnut brown in strong light.


I call home: Find out later (or send me a email, idc)


Contact me via (best > worst): in person, MSN, email, Twitter, phone call


Nationality: Je suis australienne.


Ethnicity: chinoise.


Skin: tanned, pimply, brownish.


Piercings: none. I wanted earrings, but nnoooo.


Tattoos: none


Date of Birth: le deux novembre, mille neuf cents quatre-vingts-quinze


Born: Westmead. I don't remember what it was like, though.


Occupation: Je suis une étudiante.


Height: 157 at last count. THAT'S FREAKING SHORTER THAN NAPOLEON. (though 2 cm taller than his reported height of 5'2" (155 cm). (he was 5'7" IRL, i.e. 167.5 cm.))


Weight: ...I don't want to reveal this, k?


Blood Type: O+


Religion: Catholic.


Family: Sister, mum, dad.


Been: 
AUS: Sydney (duh), Canberra, the Gold Coast, Byron Bay
OVERSEAS: Hong Kong


Done: nothing much, that might change with my novel


Aspiring to be: a writer (atm) or a linguist or maybe a lawyer if I'm desperate.


Education: in high school


Personality: obsessive compulsive, impetuous, quirky, prone to introspection (but not in a personality way), prone to swearing (and bleeping it out), moody, weird to the point of could-be-insane


Hobbies: collecting, reading, creating stories


Likes: creating stories


Admires: not much


Fears: failure


Dislikes: doing work, writing down stories.


Thinks: I really, really hate self-evaluations at the best of times, but it's a good way to procrastinate. Also, f***.

Controversial (in the USA) Survey

Like Amanda, I don't see what's so controversial about it.

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yeah, yeah, whatever, blah.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. Dun liek drugs. Specially if they're pilleted.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For. Choice is good.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No, and we even have a gay female prime minister in Iceland. There should be more female pollies, to be sure.
Now I'm going to misinterpret that as a French female president. Nope. People'd vote for Segolène Royal if she ran today. Heck, she was the other main candidate.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No, not really. As a author, it adds drama, but you don't need it.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
If they did, would people shut up about drugs already? It may have some medicinal properties, and nobody's died yet.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Meh. Your choice. Who am I to preach?

[08] Do you believe in God?
Occasionally I have an epiphany of faith, but most of the time, he/she/it's watching in the back of my head while I ignore it.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. Then again, this has a good point.

[10] Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Nope. Go for multiculturalism. Eh. What's so bad about asylum seekers, anyway?

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Well, clearly she wanted it, since she didn't have an abortion. But, it's going to be so hard for her! And at a young age!
The lassiez-faire attitude applies here. You can cry, but it's her decision. And don't sway it!

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Apparently, it is. I don't actually see anything wrong. Although, maybe Schoolies week is a little over-represented.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It sort of is. What's the point? Get detectives to find bin Laden; get special police to work with the people in a sensitive manner to educate them about disaster prevention...wait, that's Afghanistan. My bad. Anyway, if they're sheltering terrorists, they're thinking that they're freedom fighters.
But wait, if you give them a voice, it legitimises the rebellion. But then, people'd actually have a say in the government. It's their country, after all.
OK. My logic so far is that, we, meaning the coalition (THANKS, Howard. THANKS.) should withdraw, then replace the military with forces to train the locals in an apolitical way. No conversions, or anything. Also, al-Q'aida clearly represent a fundementalist minority. We should give people thinking of joining it another way of expressing their feelings. Not all suicide bombers were going to be so. Also, stop making things so damn noticeable! Damage prevention and containment is necessary.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. Carefully regulated, it is a more dignified way to die.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes. If they're naughty. Not too much, though, and not on the face. That's mean. And most definitely not for insubordination. You are not God. Yes, you made a baby. But that doesn't mean that you are superior to it.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Why the hell not? I'd love the money. I don't get this all getting hung up on patriotism thing of America. Also, it's not for anything political. It's not like another 11/9.

[17] Who do you think would (have) make/made a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama. Because we can't stand more of the same.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Naah. We're all lefties when we're young, or so the establishment says.

Aaand another thing...(80 of them, actually)

Another one, I scabbed this one off Bonita:

1. How far away is the last person you kissed?
Does Mum count? She's on the sofa.
2. Has someone ever told you they would be with you forever?
Um. No.

3. Last person you were in a car with?
Mum, sis. Nothing much.

4. Any plans for tomorrow?
Apart from getting f***ed in IPT and Chem Olympiad? Nope. Which reminds me...need to find density of water...

5. How long does it take for you to take a shower?
5 minutes. is this supposed to reflect on my cleanliness or something
HAHA I TAKE LIKE HALF AN HOUR.
LOL? I take anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour. Yeahhh...

6. Best friend or close friends?
Close friends. I don't pick and judge.

7. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
FRICK NO. Comme de la merde indeed.

8. Did you kiss anyone friday?
Nope.

9. Ever thrown up in public?
Yes. Got sent home for that. YAYY

10. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?

Oh f***, I should be doing IPT.

11. Who was the last person you talked to?

Mum

12. What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
IPT, sans doute.

13. Have you seen anyone lately that you don't get along with?
Possibly.

14. What is your favourite colour top to wear?

idk, they're all pink for some reason.

15. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Nope.

16. Whats the closest thing to you that’s green?
Um, quick! The corn plant on the cover of Dynamic Ag 3.

17. Where would you like to be right now?
crashing someones house (:

Seconded,  as long as they have study notes.

18. Write down some lyrics to the song you’re listening to?

"I hope my friend, because you were perfect

But I'm running out of air and it's not fair" - It's All Your Fault - P!nk

19. How many dogs do you have?
Used to have 2, had a hypothetical one last year, got a replacement goldfish/guppy(ies). None at the moment.

20. Is anything bugging you right now?
IPT/PE.

21. Is life going right for you now?
Nope, as in right right right now.

22. Is there someone you care about more than yourself?
Not really.

23. What made you laugh today?
Looking at Josh Thomas' ([accent= "Shaun Micallef"]you know, from TAYG [/accent]) twitter account.

24. What was the last movie you watched?
Inglourious Basterds

25. What’s the last conversation you had about?
work. fudge.
26. What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Wikiwalking.

27. Do you like your hair long or short?
longer, pls.

28. Do you want to see somebody right now?
No...maybe.

29. Do you like the rain?
Yes. I heart rain.

30. Do you think you’ll have a Valentine next year?
Nope.

31. The last person you kissed needs you at 3 am, would you go?
I'M COMING MUM.

32. Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
Maybe.

33. Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
Getting all my assignments/study done? Apart from that, no.

34. How do you feel about boys smoking?
NO JUST NO.

35. Could you see yourself with someone forever?
Not really. My clairvoyant sense isn't working properly.

36. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
Maybe, probably.

37. Do you forgive or forget?
Forget, mostly. Very forgetful, here.

38. Do you trust people?
Yes, mostly.

39. What are you not looking forward to?

IPT exam. TOMORROW/ TODAY.
40. Do you get mad easily?
Possibly. Maybe not.

41. Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Nope.

42. Do you have strange dreams?
If I do, I don't recall.

43. Ever licked someone’s cheek or forehead?
Nope.

44. Last time you fell asleep in someone’s arms?
Mum's?

45. When did you last throw up?
Um...few weeks ago. Might have swallowed some strong chemicals. Still here, though.

46. What do you have on you at all time?
Clothes...? Na, probably trifecta of phone, keys, wallet. Nothing valuable. (My phone's buttons are broken, don't tell Mum)

47. Would you go out in public without getting all dressed up?
Yes. I do it all the time.

48. Do you like fruity or minty gum?
Fruity all the way.
49. Favourite musician or group?
Je ne sais pas...um...possibly ... um, not Lily Allen, that was before, not Art vs. Science, umm...I don't know.

51. Favourite computer game?
None, really.
52. First album you ever went and bought with your own money?
None atm.

53. Think back five months ago, were you single?
Yes.

54. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Yes.

55. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No.

56. Last thing you bought?
With me own money? What, you think I'm rich, eh?

57. Are you a jealous person?
Occasionally.
58. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Nope.

59. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yes. Two or three.

60. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Nope.

61. Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
Occasionally.

62. Is there anyone you wish you could be spending your time with right now?
Not atm.

63. What does the second text in your inbox say?
Um...probably something about having bit more than $7 in credit. Need recharge soon.

64. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Yes. Please. It'd break the monotony.

65. Is your life anything like it was a year ago?
Yes, in that I procrastinate.

66. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Nope. I remember last year, I decided all Ruse boys sucked (cock).

67. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?
Cold water, straight from the fridge.

68. Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn’t?
Yes, too many to list.

69. What is the last thing you said out loud?
Does singing along to a song count? I was singing along to "You Take It" - Cassette Kids.

70. Will this year be better than last?
Yes. I am optimistic.

71. Do you have friends you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell anyone else?
idk.

72. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I didn't go to bed.

73. What can’t you wait for?
A birthday party where I'll finally be invited AND CAN COME. YAYY for parental restriction relaxation.

74. Have you ever told anyone you would marry them?
Nope.

75. What’s the worst way to say “I love you”?
And not meaning it? Maybe that's why I said I'm lying when I say "I love you" to Mum.
76. Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
No.

77. Are you mad about anything?
Not atm.

78. What is the last thing you got in trouble for with your parents?
Hitting Alex in the wrong way. I WANT TO HIT HER BACK WHEN SHE HITS ME, DAMMIT. AN EYE FOR AN EYE.

79. Are you mean?
Occasionally. I feel bad later, though.

80. Were you happy when you woke up today?
I didn't wake up, and no.

Yeah, why not?

So, why is it now that I'm doing a personality quiz?
Only because I'm bored. F***.
Anyway.

TEN HOW’S:

How did you get one of your scars? 

Popping pimples. Moving on!

How did you celebrate your last birthday? 

At home. Lonely. Without friends.

How are you feeling at this moment? 

Feeling like I just got clusterf***ed. Not in a sexual way, in a OH SHI-- way.

How did your night go last night? 

Panicky and reading TVtropes at the same time, lol, WTF?

How did you get the shirt you’re wearing?

with parent's money yeah

How often do you see your best friend? 

dont have a best friend. but i see my closest friends nearly everyday ~ except for weekends.

I'm leaving Dom's answer in.

How much money did you spend last month? 

probably loads, eh Mum?

NINE WHAT’S:

Your mothers name? 

Nina. I can't give out her legal name. But that's just her other name. Confused yet?

What did you do last weekend? 

Go FFF--- over something, can't remember.

What is the most important part of your life?

School Science Olympiads! (Ab)using Physics For Fun ^(,???) & Profit(eroles) Friends from school?

What would you rather be doing? 

Blogging, as compared to doing PE assignment/study

What did you last cry over?
Being hated/universally disliked. It was a misunderstanding, apparently.

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?

Chocolat chaud A hug. Just a hug.

What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?

Honesty? A bit off-kilter?

What are you worried about? 

Failing. I am very insecure. Comes with the hormones, I suppose.

What did you have for breakfast?

YAYY I get this question and I can put it in without accusations of plagarism~~!!!1!!!!1!

Nothing. I had a sausage roll at noon. It was delicious, albeit hot.

EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:

Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

No. Shipping time!

Have you ever had your heart broken?

No. All crushes fade, don't they?

Have you ever been out of the country?
Yes. There was good shopping to be had by all.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?

If I hadn't, this blog mightn't be here.

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?

With a fork? No. No in the general sense, too.

Have you ever had sex on the beach?

*looks down* Still a virgin. *looks in another direction* Can I leave this one out?

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?

Yes.

SEVEN WHO’S:

Who was the last person you saw?

My sister.

Who was the last person you texted?

My mum. I'm so sad.

Who was the last person you hung out with?

Probably Han. We covered the whole whiteboard. He took one up with a really off artist's impression of the 

                                                                                                                ???

K-T event, and we both took one up with our "(Ab)using Physics For Fun, ^ and Profit(eroles)" thing. Yes, three memes and a Lamp Light/Alice Li reference. Win.

Who was the last person to call you?

Mum, again

Who did you last hug?

Mum, from ages ago.

Who is the last person who texted you?

My mum, again.

Who was the last person you said “i love you” to?

Probably Mum, again.

SIX WHERE’S:

Where does your best friend live?

Um...some places where some friends of mine live: Chatswood, Blacktown, Carlingford proper, Lidcombe, Burwood, Dundas Valley (bleeped out cause they might not want this publicised)

Where did you last go?

Um...school?

Where did you last hang out?

L1.1 at school

Where do you go to school?

Time for some obfuscating Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness! James Ruse Agricultural High School, Carlingford, NSW, Australia, the world, this universe, this multiverse

Where is your favorite place to be?

idk. really.

Where did you sleep last night?
I didn't.

FIVE DO’S/DOES:

 

Do you like someone right now?

No

Do you think anyone likes you?

No

Do you ever wish you were someone else?

Yes

Do you know the muffin man?

No

Does the future scare you? 

Sometimes.

FOUR WHY’S:

Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?

Because they can stand me. Helps that some of them are even weirder than me.

Why did you get a tumblr blog?
To rant about how unloved I felt.

Why did your parents give you the name you have?

{cos they thought i was gonna be a boy, so theyd name me dominic. turns out i was a girl, so they had to do dominique 8D} - Dom

But...it's a boy's name too!

My aunt gave me my name, actually... because she didn't think Irene was a good name. How right for my mother that turned out to be.

Why are you doing this survey?

To kill time.

THREE IF’S:

If you could have one super power what would it be?
Ooh, umm...get back to you later? Um...time travel, if it were a changeable timeline, without branching, and stable time loops were entirely possible. That'd be awesome, plus, I can teleport! (Teleportation (non-quantum) involves time travel, cause of the fact that you can't be in two places at once.)

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
No. Butterfly effect. Tricked-out time is much better. (where it looks the same, but there's always two sides to a story...)

If you were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
Distillation equipment set in a box. It's one item that just happens to have things inside.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER S:

Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?

Maybe, unless they were a jerk and I broke off first.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?

Possibly. Can't imagine myself without hair, though.

ONE LAST QUESTION

Are you happy with your life right now?

No. Hell no. Ask me in a week, maybe.