Over-Prescriptive, Over-Prohibitive, & Over-There: SOPA & PIPA

Or, But I Don't Want To Go Cold Turkey On My Fanfic & My Torrents (not that I contribute to any)
Or, HAHAHA I'm Not A USofA Citizen You Can't Block Me HA HA HA HA HA (to be sung to the tune of a childish tune)

This blog post is currently being researched - in the meantime, the original bills are SOPA here and PIPA here.
If you're wondering why this is being posted now, when I haven't done my research, is so that some tags will appear in my tag list/you know that I'm not dead and I haven't forgotten this blog/this blog will be shut down & I can sue the US for fame and money (ah, the motivations of men)/I will have a reason to do this. For a preview, read the tags, though at the moment, they're not much help.
Also, I bet that I could write Rule 34 for this if I could be bothered, and it'd be absolute shit.

Not Quite A Polemic, More An Off-Topic Discussion, Starring Me As "The Devil's Advocate" (Now With Quotes From Series 1 through 5 of Doctor Who (and Han)!)

Or, Ruse girls = slut-faced prostitutes, y/n?
Or, Someone Should Tip Off The SMH To See What The Public Makes Of This, If Only For The Troll Value
Warnings: Justified Bluntness and Vulgarity, also Blatant Lies (occasionally, and not part of main narrative)

"THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!"

  - Rory Pond-Williams, on discovering that the "stripper" (no, not that one, the other one) that he hired was actually a ex-Ruse girl who'd accidentally worn "inappropriate clothing" and had been mistaken for the real stripper.

If you're a "friend" of Eileen, you might be able to read this: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1828669367111&id=1551636765 . It has more intellectual value than this quick summary for posterity.

Also, in other news, (yes, it is first - reason under the cut...sort of) I have found out that France has a national "youth" channel. It screens Doctor Who, presumably dubbed.