This is stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed (out of nowhere), then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. 
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have “accidentally” caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore. I have never been caught drooling or talking, even though there's usually wet marks on the paper.
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug. 
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] You have ran around naked in your house. Don't ask.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you’re head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
Total = 9
Multiply by 3 and that's your score
ummm...27%
YAYY
Seagulls, anyone?