It is NOT Battle Royale. It is Assasins (thanks, David)

Seriously people, have you read the manga? It's kinda gory, or so I heard.
I haven't, because I'm probably not going to like it, being the designated prude and all, but it's not really like what you said. It's more like the RPG on the forum.
So yeah. I managed to survive half of lunch. Then I died before I found that elusive bâtard. Because I had to go and buy lunch. Freaking hell.

So, how was my day? It started off bad, became worse, got better, a bit worse and then better.
You read my wangsty posts from this morning, right?
Then, when I was printing something, there was a bit of a paper jam in the printer (not my fault, honest!) and I pulled the paper out, but there was still a bit left.
Mum was like, why'd you pull the paper out, and I was like, because it was jamming the printer.
A few minutes later, she's like, why'd you pull the paper out, and I'm like, BECAUSE IT WAS JAMMING THE FREAKING PRINTER, IDIOT (except without the idiot bit and less loud), and then she fucking beats me up. Bitch.
Then she's like DON'T YOU FUCKING SHOUT AT ME WHY CAN'T I ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION TWICE, and I'm like, because you asked it, like, 5 minutes ago.
Then I'm like, pointing out the flaws in her appeal to authority and then I'm like, I was going upstairs already, then she's like, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and stabs the tissue box.
So I go upstairs and say "D'you know how hard it is to construct a logical argument?", she throws a pâté knife at me (and missed), then I'm like, "It's much harder than shouting "Shut the fuck up", I tell you!"
What a psychopathic bitch. Then again, I heard Jim's mum was worse in the psychopathic range.

Then I'm panicking (sort of) about my PE and Han's like, have you read "Stepford Smiler" on TVTropes, and I'm like, not really, but I know the plot of the book. At least we didn't present today.

Then at recess, I got the name of the guy I was supposed to kill, and it's this guy who I've never freaking heard of. Dude...

In French, we had a test, and it was OK, I guess. At least I got the grammar right, so yeah...

Then in English we had Macbeth recitations. The box failed. Han managed to draw 4 people in a row who couldn't have done it (Claudia, cause she wasn't here; David X, who did it with him; Becca, who had laryngitis, and someone else; I forget).

To be continued...
EDIT (17/3/10):
Whee! Oh shit, I forgot my train of thought.
Stupid Plumpton Babies assignment.
Oh, right.

Then I managed to fall asleep. That happened during the French test too, but I'd finished the test.

Then it was Chem Olympiad, with this awesome guy called Kelvin. His last name might have been Cheung, but I didn't find out. He was cool, like Norman was last year.

Eh, whatever. Most of Monday I've forgotten anyway (fell asleep after gym on Tuesday, woke up at 12 something, couldn't be bothered doing anything, went to bed). So yeah.