Ammonium nitrate, l'amour et de la musique

You know what, Tancred? F*** you, I'll rant however and whenever I like.
As Jim would say, OMGWTFBBQ.

No, it's not the title.
It's the lockdown/evacuation/WHATEVER.
Apparently, they received a phone call on a private line and they said scary things about the outfields and a "service entrance". FREAKING GOOGLE MAPS, PEOPLE! HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?
Also, I love exploring places, and I don't know of any service entrance. Also, no flash on the horizon just yet.
If it was a pipe bomb, it probably would have contained NH4NO3, a.k.a. ammonium nitrate, a.k.a. a chemical in fertiliser, a.k.a. a chemical in saltpetre.
Also, this apparently isn't the first time the school has received an incendiary warning; apparently the English staffroom's building's burned down before.
So, there we were, in the hall,  wondering just what the hell was going on (after Mr _____ was like, [sarcasm] Thanks for coming in in about 9 minutes 38 seconds,[/sarcasm] this is a real evacuation) and then they told us to get the furniture out the way, then we had rollcall, then I decided to switch spots with Jim and Leanne to talk to someone (i.e. Tina, Alice (Li), Lena and Nancy) and then we ended up singing. Subverted trope in that the teachers told us to shut up. Yeah, way to go for inspiring stories, teachers. Then Tina said that they might have told us this so that they could bomb us in the hall. (I was thinking about the school in Chechenya, where terrorists took over the school and the police gassed the people inside the hall/lecture theatre. Yeah.) So then, after I got bored of listening to them talking about TV shows (I'm not THAT into it), I spotted Mr K_____ (not my current science teacher, our Replacement Goldfish last year for our science teacher then), who'd been responsible for hustling us into the hall, and decided to ask him about Phys Olympiad tomorrow (it's cancelled, btw) and moved over to where Abbi and co. were or thereabouts. (It was nearer to the other door in the hall, the year 7 door, and just under the canteen.) Then Mrs Connors was like, make way, and then there was something about sniffer dogs and a really crap story. I took the opportunity to text Mum. Then it was like, you can go back to class now, your p. 6 class. So there was a lot of stretching and then we picked up our bags and went to class. Then we went back to class, which had the aforementioned Mr K_____ teaching us (don't know where B____ was) and I ended up napping.
If you read any of the blogs on the side there, most of the blogs that were updated today will probably talk about the bomb. Emily's account is pretty accurate. (Except she didn't mention the singing.)
So then, after school, we were sort of walking out, Mr K. mentioning that he'd rather bomb the bus bay, when we ran across Sydney and Kerrie. Mr K. initally couldn't figure out Kerrie's name, and I wasn't much help either as I thought he was referring to Sydney (his positioning wasn't much of a help/hint), and then I sort of walked with him to the door, and then I commented as I walked on that I'd've bombed the Science block instead, because it had more chemicals. I had to go, as it was a Tuesday, and I had gym, in which I was falling asleep, sort of. And that was my Tuesday.
Oh, and l'amour is a reference to the Euro trip, and they got their shirts that day today (I'm writing this on Thursday, as with the last 3 sentences preceding this one).