Des rouleaux

Just to get the record clear: I don't own/have a copy of Jason Derülo's music. Justify to me why and maybe I'll buy some. (I don't hear any French. Do you?)

But his original surname? FREAKING. AWESOME. (but not in French, I'm sorry, if you look it up, it's like roule: (n.) roll (context of paper))
Desrouleaux. You've got to admit, that sounds more badass than DuPont or Delacour or some other French name like that.
(NTS: put character in called "de la Cour" in novel. (Must work at Versailles.))
(@Bonnie: You want a name with an "x" at the end, marry a Frenchman. Or someone who lives in a once French-dominated area. (If you can find any Viets with a French surname, that is...))