Last day of Exams YAYY

To be brutally honest, you're never going to hear about what happened in the week where I was wearing hats. All that I'm going to say is that on the first day, I wore a too-small red beret on Monday; my usual hat on Tuesday (yes, it was part of it; and I decided to tie my scarf around it to make it into an approximation of a C19 bonnet); a beanie (which translates into "bonnet" in French, WTF?) on Wednesday (because there WAS going to be sport, but IT FREAKING RAINED JUST BEFORE the buses came, and it was sunny the rest of the day); an old hat of mine which still sort of fit (which replaced Mum's white wedding pillbox hat which I WAS going to wear on Friday mufti, but nooo.) on Thursday; and a bucket hat that fitted so closely to my head that I added a hatband (made of ribbons, with bows made of ribbons) and voilà! Instant cloche hat.
And right now, I'm eating dried pineapple because I only have two lollipops left and eating Mamee noodles is anathema (I don't care if you call me hypocritical) and there's nothing else left to eat without preparation (and I can't cook).
So, how was my day, you ask. Well, there goes another lollipop.
Deux examens, aujourd'hui: Geo & PE.
Quotes of Epitomising the Day Period:
Roll call: Mr W__: "I'm not going to read out the announcements today, because NO-ONE CARES...but I will tell you that the Computer Skills competition is tomorrow, for all you SD and IT people."
Geo exam: Abbi: "Dude, question 2 was so dodgy!"
French: Monica: "I left my books at home because the exam timetable said Geo was for 3 periods." Same here, and with the other Helen, and partially with Beatrice. David just forgot to bring himself.
Science: Me: "So Ben, shooting zombies?" (I was studying for PE, believe me.)
PE exam: Me: "Is it just me, or was the last question basically one on spatial inequality?" (And Ms R______, I would really rather play badminton than go through exams; and I doubt you'll be done until Monday. So please, can we leave it off until Monday?)
IPT: "OMG so boring"
Science (again): Jim: "MORE inactivities with Mr K_________!" Cutscene: Helen T. times Mr K________'s speeches with David R. being a minor pest in the background, Han, Helen and Jim doodle graphs of interest in speech vs. time (that go into negative), with guest graph by David (given that he's the only David present, we'll drop the initial for now). K_________ gives out sheet, table of 3 (+1) speeds through while he's still talking.
And that is a brief summary of my day. And now I'm going to answer one last formspring. Night.
EDIT: In addition to that little cutscene above, there's a few things I've left out.
Science due next week; Geo, maybe; IPT end of term (OH SHI-)
Doctor Who: WOW. JUST WOW. (End scene, where the Doctor realises the significance of the day.)
Oh, and for Maths, I think I did better than last year.